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Skin Graft Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family? Arse skin for a friend.

Funny Breast Pump Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

My wife won’t stop complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son. She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

December 7, 2018 – Joke of the Day – Jewel 92 Hamilton, KW, Burlington, Brantford

http://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/Dec-6-2018joke-1.mp3 Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Photo courtesy of: Pinterest Posted in Joke of the Day

Joke of the day – Bake it happen

Life is what you bake it.

December 6, 2018 – Joke of the Day – Jewel 92 Hamilton, KW, Burlington, Brantford

http://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/Dec-6-2018joke.mp3 My friend has a bad habit of overdrawing her bank account. One day before we went shopping, I complained about my lack of funds and lamented, “Guess I’ll use plastic.” Unconcerned, she whipped out her checkbook: “I’m using rubber.” Photo courtesy of: Clipart Library Posted in Joke […]

Couples Therapy Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

The couples therapist said, “So, tell me what brings you here today?” My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.” I said, “My truck.”

Murder Weapon Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

Ikea Taxes Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

Ikea has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years… But they’re having a really hard time putting their case together.

December 3, 2018 – Joke of the Day – Jewel 92 Hamilton, KW, Burlington, Brantford

http://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/Dec-3-2018joke.mp3 A wife told her husband to whisper her dirty things. The man then replied, “The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room.” Photo courtesy of: Pinterest Posted in Joke of the Day

December 4, 2018 – Joke of the Day – Jewel 92 Hamilton, KW, Burlington, Brantford

http://jewel92.com/wp-content/uploads/Dec-4-2018joke.mp3 After a job interview at a mirror manufacturing company, a woman met up with her friend to tell her how it went. When her pal inquired about the questions she was asked, she answered, “Well, they asked me why I wanted to work there. I told them working in a mirror factory is just […]

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