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Skin Graft Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn’t family? Arse skin for a friend.

Funny Breast Pump Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

My wife won’t stop complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son. She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

Couples Therapy Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

The couples therapist said, “So, tell me what brings you here today?” My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.” I said, “My truck.”

Murder Weapon Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.

Ikea Taxes Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

Ikea has been accused of evading over $500 million in taxes. Apparently, prosecutors have been after them for years… But they’re having a really hard time putting their case together.

Bohemian Rhapsody Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

I’ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody. I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Credit Card Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

My credit card company sent me a camouflaged bull. It’s the hidden charges you have to watch out for.

Expensive Car Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There’s no going back now.

Salmon Clothes Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

Diamond Ladder Joke | LaffGaff, Home Of Fun And Laughter

What’s more expensive, a ladder or a diamond? The latter.

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